We wonder why Teachers get headaches? - Việt Nam Thư Quán

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#1 — 25.06.2004 03:41

Teacher : George, go to the map and find North America.

George : Here it is !

Teacher : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

Class : George !

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Teacher : Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 yrs ago.

Willy : Me!
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Substitute Teacher : Are you chewing gum?

Billy : No. I'm Billy Anderson.

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Teacher : Alfred, how can one person make so many mistakes in one day?

Alfred : I get up early.
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Teacher : Didn't you promise to behave?

Student : Yes, sir.

Teacher : And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

Student : Yes, sir. But since I broke my promise, you didn't have to keep yours.
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Teacher : Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

Tommy : Well! I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Harold : Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher : Of course not.

Harold : Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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#2 — 25.06.2004 07:39

Harold : Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher : Of course not.

Harold : Good, because I didn't do my homework.

So am i

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#3 — 27.06.2004 17:27 (đã sửa)

<Bài viết đã được chỉnh sửa lúc 2004-11-26 02:10:00NuHiepDeThuong>

Thank you AW for joining us

Here are some more.

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Teacher : Why are you late?

Webster : Because of the sign.

Teacher : What sign?

Webster : The one that says : "School Ahead, Go Slow". That's what I did.

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Teacher : I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.

Don : I hope you didn't either.

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Gary : I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.

Teacher : I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.

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Mother : Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

Junior : Because of absence.

Mother : You mean, you were absent on the day of the test?

Junior : No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

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Sylvia : Dad, can you write in the dark?

Father : I think so. What do you want me to write?

Sylvia : Your name on this report card.

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Teacher : Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.

Father : What's that?

Teacher : With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

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#4 — 26.11.2004 02:12 (đã sửa)

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A Chinese man was asked to make sentences using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.

This is what he came up with......

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out
and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I feel 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I dont know what he 1.

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