A work day of George W. Bush
In the very early morning, the secretary of the President - Condi, comes to see him for the report. Here is the conversation:
Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happenning?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
Bush: Great! Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush: That is what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I am telling you
Bush: That’s what I am asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The Chinaman.
Condi: Hu is leading China.
Bush: Now what do you ask me for?
Condi: I am telling you Hu is leading China.
Bush: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
Bush: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir? Yasssir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
Bush: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader in China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
Bush: No, thanks.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
Bush: No, but now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then getme the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Not Yassir. The guy at U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
Bush: Milk. Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
Bush: Will you please stay out of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East. Just get me the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
Bush: Alright. With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi pick up the phone )
Condi: Rice, here.
Bush: Rice? Good idea. Anda couple of egg rolls too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Could you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
In the very early morning, the secretary of the President - Condi, comes to see him for the report. Here is the conversation:
Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happenning?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
Bush: Great! Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush: That is what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I am telling you
Bush: That’s what I am asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The Chinaman.
Condi: Hu is leading China.
Bush: Now what do you ask me for?
Condi: I am telling you Hu is leading China.
Bush: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
Bush: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir? Yasssir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
Bush: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader in China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
Bush: No, thanks.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
Bush: No, but now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then getme the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Not Yassir. The guy at U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
Bush: Milk. Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
Bush: Will you please stay out of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East. Just get me the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
Bush: Alright. With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi pick up the phone )
Condi: Rice, here.
Bush: Rice? Good idea. Anda couple of egg rolls too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Could you get Chinese food in the Middle East?